*** THE FLYING SAUCER *** STATUS: [ONLINE]

FSC_TERMINAL V1.0 - (c) 2025

BOOTING SYSTEM... OK

CONNECTING TO GALACTIC NET... OK

LOADING WELCOME MESSAGE...


The Flying Saucer

:: OUR MISSION ::

> To function as a safe harbor for all travelers, drifters, and... 'aliens'.

> We are an outpost for those who feel out-of-place on this planet.

> Powering down your 'human' camouflage is not just permitted, it's standard procedure.

> No one will judge your true form. We've seen weirder, guaranteed.

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:: TRANSMISSION COORDINATES ::

PHYSICAL LOCATION:

223 Naxxar Road. Birkirkara.

SOCIAL FREQUENCIES:

:: DIRECT CONTACT ::

SEND ENCRYPTED MESSAGE TO ADMIN:

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[THE CREW]

MEET THE OPERATIVES RUNNING THIS OUTPOST.

Celia

CELIA

RANK: HIGH SAUCERESS

Commander of the Mothership. Terraforms the space into a stellar sanctuary. Her authority is absolute, and her standards are astronomical.

Mathew

MATHEW

RANK: CAPTAIN

Pilots the daily operations day & night. Expert navigator of logistics and trajectory calculations for espresso shots & whiskey pours.

Jade

JADE

RANK: CREW MEMBER

Maintains a sterile sanctuary for visiting lifeforms. Renowned for soothing small species and assembling complex, galaxy-grade nutrient arrays./p>

Chloe

CHLOE

RANK: CREW MEMBER

A tireless engine of productivity who keeps the outpost running. Combines sharp processing power with solar-grade hospitality for a warm atmosphere./p>

Fig

FIG

RANK: WELCOME COMMITTEE

Biological scanner unit. Detects good vibes and concealed treats. Tail propulsion system engages automatically upon contact with friendly entities.

Sadie

SADIE

RANK: GROUND PAWTROL

Security detail and crumb inspection specialist. Patrols the perimeter for dropped rations. Bark modulation: Minimal. Cuteness: Maximum.

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[THE MESS HALL]

Nutrient paste, synthesized proteins, and liquid courage. All rations are guaranteed 98% free of... contaminants.

[ ROCKET FUEL ] [ SYNTH-RATIONS ] [ BEVERAGES ]
ITEMSINGLEDOUBLE
Espresso1.50 GC2.50 GC
Espresso Macchiato2.00 GC2.80 GC
Long Black / Americano1.50 GC2.50 GC
Cappucino2.50 GC3.50 GC
Flat White2.50 GC3.50 GC
Caffè Latte2.50 GC3.50 GC
Dirty Chai4.00 GC5.00 GC
Mocha3.50 GC4.50 GC
Affogato3.50 GC4.50 GC

:: MORE DRINKS ::

ITEMCREDITS
English Breakfast Tea2.50 GC
Herbal Tea Selection2.50 GC
Chai Latte3.50 GC
Matcha Latte3.00 GC
Hot Cocoa3.00 GC
Fresh Orange Juice3.50 GC
SANDWICH OF THE WEEK

SANDWICH OF THE WEEK [CLASSIFIED]

A new experimental sandwich is synthesized each cycle.

  • Prices vary.

:: STANDARD RATIONS ::

ITEMDESCRIPTIONCREDITS
Croissant (Cheese/Tomato)Flaky pastry, savory filling.3.95
Croissant (Sweet)Flaky pastry, sweet filling.from 2.50
Sweets & CakesSee counter display.VARIES

:: COCKTAILS (LVL 1) ::

ITEMDESCRIPTIONCREDITS
Espresso Martiani9.95 GC
Italian Space Program8.95 GC
Aperol Spritz7.95 GC
Double Gin & Tonic7.95 GC
Negroni7.95 GC

:: CRAFT BEERS & OTHER ::

ITEMDESCRIPTIONCREDITS
Craft BeersAssorted local & off-world.VARIES
Wine / ProseccoStandard/Bubbly.VARIES
SpiritsSee manifest.VARIES
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[EVENTS & ENCOUNTERS]

:: PRIVATE SECTOR ACCESS ::

[ VENUE AVAILABLE FOR EXCLUSIVE REQUISITION ]

Seeking a secure location for a private gathering? Our outpost is designed for intimate functions of 10 - 20 lifeforms.

MODULES AVAILABLE:

  • Full Catering Protocols
  • DJ Station / Audio Uplink
  • Karaoke Equipment (Sonic Weaponry)
  • Immersive Space Theme

"The perfect atmosphere to celebrate cycles around the sun, squad reunions, and intergalactic peace treaties."

:: UPCOMING TRANSMISSIONS (DECEMBER) ::

Scanning local frequencies for major anomalies...

DATEENCOUNTERDESCRIPTION
DEC 31 [ NEW YEAR PARTY ] Celebrating one cycle around the sun for all humans. Board games, drinks & good times. €25 per person to book.
JAN 08 [ BOARD GAME NIGHT ] Bi-weekly board game night with humans and extra-terrestrials. Free to join, but please bring credits for rations & beverages.
DEC 19 [ JACKBOX PARTY ] Bi-weekly. Test your intelligence database. Prizes awarded to superior intellects and humour.
DEC 23 [ CORAL DECKS TAKEOVER ] DJ set detected. Low gravity dancing protocols active. Expect heavy bass vibrations.

:: SECURE YOUR ATTENDANCE ::

To reserve a spot for any of these events, please transmit a booking request via our secure terminal or open a direct frequency via Instagram.

[ SEND DM ON INSTAGRAM ]
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[SYSTEM ARCADE]

Select a game above.

SCORE: 0
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[RESTRICTED AREA]

ACCESS DENIED. CREW CREDENTIALS REQUIRED.

ENTER ACCESS CODE:

[ ! ] ENLISTMENT PROTOCOL INITIATED

> WANT CLEARANCE?
> Aspiring crew members must report to The Flying Saucer Outpost physically.
> Request a CREW CARD to begin climbing the ranks.

> PERKS DETECTED:
- Access to this restricted datastream.
- One (1) free caffeine injection for every ten (10) stamps acquired.
- Complete a Crew Card to Level Up a Rank.
- Reach RANK 10 to unlock [REDACTED] Elite Perks.

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[CREW ROSTER]

ACTIVE PERSONNEL MANIFEST // CLEARANCE LEVEL: OMEGA

NAMERANK / DESIGNATION
CeliaGalactic Sauceress
MathewGrand Admiral
JadeCrew Member
ChloeCrew Member
FigWelcome Committee
SadieGround Pawtrol

:: EXTENDED CREW ::

Ally AnnLevel 1
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[INTEGRATION MANUAL]

File: SOP-HUMAN-INTEGRATION-V2.1

1. WEAR CLOTHES

Humans wear coordinated cloth sets. Blend in: match your cloth pieces. Uncoordinated attire raises suspicion.

2. GET A JOB

Humans exchange labour for currency. Begin at a coffee shop. They provide optimal exposure to human behaviour.

3. CONSUME COFFEE

Dark bitter fluid. Ingest at least once daily. Increases heart rate. WARNING: MAY TRIGGER DEFECATION.

4. ENGAGE IN SMALL TALK

Discuss weather, pets, or weekend plans. Ask follow up questions. Nod frequently. Laugh when appropriate.

5. EAT SOCIALLY

Join a feeding ritual. Hold saucer sandwich. Apply mouth. Eat with mouth closed. Repeat until accepted by peers.

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[SECRET MENU]

For authorized agents only. Consumption of these items may lead to... enhanced perception. Or worse.

:: CLASSIFIED RATIONS ::

ITEMDESCRIPTIONCREDITS
Flying Saucer Sandwich

A filled toasted sandwich in the shape of a flying saucer. Aerodynamic design for rapid ingestion.

VARIATIONS:

  • Nutty (5.95 GC): A high-viscosity fusion of Peanut Butter & Nutella.
  • Pizza Pocket (6.95 GC): A pizza that has been spatially inverted with a ray gun.
 VARIES

To order, approach the counter.

"A trained operative will understand these instructions."

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[THE R&D LAB]

HELP CALIBRATE THE NUTRIENT SYNTHESIZERS.

Select the experimental ration to be permanently inducted into the core menu.

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[BIRTHDAY PROTOCOL]

REGISTER SPAWN DATE.

Perk: Receive one (1) complimentary beverage on your spawn day.

Communication Policy: Frequencies used strictly for relevant promotional data.

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[PRIORITY BOOKING]

OFFICER'S MESS RESERVATION.

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