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FILE: AREA 51-B
DATE:
LOC: BIRKIRKARA SECTOR
CLASSIFIED

THE FLYING SAUCER

SUBJECT: ALIEN SAFE HARBOR

I. MISSION BRIEFING

Field agents report that The Flying Saucer is operating as a premier outpost for intergalactic beings. While it appears to be a cafe/bar to the untrained human eye, it is a designated safe zone for drifters and travelers.

Intercepted transmissions suggest their motto is "Boldly Brewing Beyond." Warning: Patrons are encouraged to power down 'human' camouflage. Judgment levels are at zero. We've seen weirder, guaranteed.

Detected Bio-Consumables

  • Espresso Martiani: High-grade fuel. Caution advised.
  • Italian Space Program: Propulsion liquid (Cocktail).
  • Flying Saucer Sandwich: Aerodynamic toastie. Weekly variants detected.
  • Synth-Rations: Synthesized protein & sugar units.
  • Rocket Fuel: Medium Roast. Freshly Ground. Pods are for people.
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IV. LANDING COORDINATES

PHYSICAL LOCATION:
223 Naxxar Road
Birkirkara, Malta
COMMS FREQUENCY:
Secure Terminal Active
IG: @theflyingsaucer_malta

PUBLIC EVENTS LOG

  • > Detected: Frequent social gatherings & sonic tests.
  • > Types: Karaoke, Board Games, DJ Uplinks.
  • > Status: Open to all lifeforms.
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VENUE REQUISITION REPORT

  • > Opportunity: Facility available for exclusive takeover.
  • > Capacity: Optimized for squad sizes of 10 - 20 units.
  • > Assets: Full access to audio uplink & ration supply.
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SURVEILLANCE LOG (6 FILES)

The Terminal
FIG A: TERMINAL
Rocket Fuel
FIG B: ROCKET FUEL
Alien Atmosphere
FIG C: ATMOSPHERE
Synth Rations
FIG D: SYNTH RATIONS
Propulsion Liquid
FIG E: PROPULSION
Operatives
FIG F: OPERATIVES
⚠ INTERCEPTED SIGNAL: MULTIPLE SOCIAL ANOMALIES DETECTED IN BIRKIRKARA SECTOR. [ CLICK TO VIEW LIVE EVENT FEED ] ⚠ KARAOKE PROTOCOLS ACTIVE. BOARD GAME SIMULATIONS RUNNING. ⚠ WARNING: FOMO LEVELS CRITICAL. ⚠